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Light bulb jokes
by Diane Vera
Copyright © 2003 by Diane Vera. All rights reserved.
Below are the beginnings of a collection of light bulb jokes about different kinds of Satanists. If you think of another good one, please email me your suggestion. (I'll give you credit for it if you would like.)
Note: I'd like to confine these to gentle humor only. My aim here is not to be nasty or even satirical, but just to have something we can all laugh about, and to encourage people in the Satanist scene to laugh at themselves a bit.
Further note: If you feel deeply offended by the characterization of your particular kind of Satanism, email me and I'll consider removing or modifying it. (But please note that I'll be more inclined to listen to polite, rational explanations than to rants or threats.)
- How many LaVeyans does it take to change a light bulb?
One. They just stand still and let the universe revolve around them.
- How many Joy of Satan members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They use advanced, industrial-strength lightbulbs from the planet Nibiru and never have to change them.
- How many teenage Satanists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but he has to wait for his parents to leave before he does it.
Got any good (but not nasty) light bulb jokes about the Temple of Set, the First Church of Satan, the Cathedral of the Black Goat, the Church of the Fallen, the Church of Lucifer Triumphant, or even the Black Goat Cabal? If so, please email me.